• me flirting: *ukrainian accent* we have a connection
ididntevenwanttimeline:

guess who is owned by Microsoft

ididntevenwanttimeline:

guess who is owned by Microsoft

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handsomedogs:

My golden retriever, Molly, turned one and got to wear a Lisa Frank hat we found from my seventh birthday party. She destroyed it immediately after this photo was taken.

handsomedogs:

My golden retriever, Molly, turned one and got to wear a Lisa Frank hat we found from my seventh birthday party. She destroyed it immediately after this photo was taken.

vuuduface:

im playing injustice and just buy batgirl, she is aaaaawesomee! 
im in love :3 
Art from http://artgerm.deviantart.com/

vuuduface:

im playing injustice and just buy batgirl, she is aaaaawesomee! 

im in love :3 

Art from http://artgerm.deviantart.com/

Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in that situation.

Drove drunk, got in an accident and need an organ transplant? No problem.

Messing around with a gun, accidentally shoot yourself in the leg and need surgery? Of course.

Smoke tobacco for most of your life and need treatment for lung cancer? Yep.

Climb a tree, fall out and break your leg? We’ll fix that right up.

Have sex and get pregnant when you don’t want to be? YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THIS SITUATION AND YOU DESERVE NO MEDICAL HELP OR COMPASSION! THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU WILL DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!

veup:

before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about

candlejack:

DO YOU EVEN LIFT, MR WAYNE?

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feyminism:

Just one, I’m a few, no family too, who am I?

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marfmellow:

my mom would yell at us and then ask

did I stutter?

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and one day I was feelin’ bold - so I said yes, you did stutter

and her response was 

THEN YOU HEARD ME TWICE

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(Source: secretotaku)

godliest:

lmfao

dear god

godliest:

lmfao

dear god

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