veup:

before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about

katiannakokkinou:

bathuniwegohard:

When I need to reach the word count.

REBLOGGING FOR THE COMMENT OMFG

lemurbeliever:

fuckingflorida:

asymmetriclloyd:

fuckingflorida:

bellsproutz said: IT IS?

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now you know where every publix is located

This map shows every Publix in Florida, and it’s also a nice indicator of where there is and isn’t civilisation in Florida.

that’s so accurate that it fucking hurts

If there is not a Publix near you, I’m sorry. I’m so so sorry.

Where do people even shop for groceries in this country if Publix is only in the southeast??

These things are fuckin delicious.

These things are fuckin delicious.

JETT CAN YOU NOT

TUMBLR SAVIOR IS STILL DOWN

Ahh tumblr savior isn’t working with this new update. They better patch it quick. There’s already shit on my dash.

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

  • person: i can spend all day on the internet
  • me: do you have a tumblr?
  • person: no
  • me: do you read fanfiction?
  • person: no
  • me: I don't understand

I’M SUDDENLY VERY CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT MOMS DO ON THE INTERNET. LIKE, MY MOM JUST LOOKS AT SHOES???? AND SHE USES HER LAPTOP ALL DAY, LIKE WHILE POOPING AND EVERYTHING. BUT EVERY TIME I SEE HER IT’S JUST SHOE SHOPPING. ?????

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Old Sport

I saw The Great Gatsby tonight. I thought it was pretty bad, ngl. I’m glad I had a free ticket, cause it’s not worth the 10 bucks. The music choices made me actually say ‘what the fuck’ a few times. Toby was blah. Joseph Gordon-Levitt would’ve been perfect for the role. It was boring. I’ve never read the book though, so maybe that would’ve helped? Idk, I just didn’t appreciate the stylization. I was expecting a dapper period piece. The only good part was Leo. He was wonderful, as always. Fuckin old sport, man. I was cracking up. He legit says it in like every sentence, tumblr wasn’t lying. Also, his outfits were fabulous. Dapper as fuck, old sport.

(12 plays)

This is how I feel now that I’m done with finals. Time to play the Sims like it’s my job.

My graduation cap.
I tried to get a degree in nursing, but I had to settle for health sciences. An effort was made.

My graduation cap.

I tried to get a degree in nursing, but I had to settle for health sciences. An effort was made.

Can I just skip this whole second degree thing and be at the point in my life where I can afford a nice house like this?

Can I just skip this whole second degree thing and be at the point in my life where I can afford a nice house like this?

(Source: saintgermain-xo)

officialdogblog:

finding clothes you really love in a store and looking at the price tag

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(Source: circumcisions)

unfollower:

i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive