- person: i can spend all day on the internet
- me: do you have a tumblr?
- person: no
- me: do you read fanfiction?
- person: no
- me: I don't understand
yes i support gay rights yes i would care if you died no i’m not going to reblog that post
yes i’m glad david karp made this website no i will not call him daddy
yes i think cancer is a terrible disease no reblogging that picture wont bring anyone closer to a cure
maybe that post “doesn’t fit on your blog” but that doesn’t make you a saint for reblogging it anyway
Shoutout to people who can’t hear too well
they said “SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO CAN’T HEAR TOO WELL”
SAUERKRAUT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NONE TO SELL?
MA THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE
WHAT ARE THEY SELLING
I don’t understand why everyone’s freaking out about the new tumblr update. I like it a lot. I don’t have to open new tabs to reblog things cause the window pops up and it lets me keep my spot on the page when I’m done. It’s really nice.
- 3 months ago
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lets play a game called “where the fuck is the next button in this theme”
that’s my second favorite game after “no, wait, THIS is the tiniest font i’ve ever seen”
And right up there with those two is the “am I going blind or is this dark purple type on a black background?” game.
Brought to you by the creators of “where is the pause button for the autoplay music”
“how the fuck are you making hd gifsets of a movie that’s still in theatres” a book by me
the sequel: “how did you make that gifset that episode aired 4.01 seconds ago”
the trilogy: “what the hell that awards show is airing this very moment where the fuck are all these gifs comings from”